1 00:00:01,262 --> 00:00:03,002 - [All laughing] - Aw, man. 2 00:00:03,090 --> 00:00:05,140 Oh, thanks for tour of the firehouse, Glen. 3 00:00:05,222 --> 00:00:06,702 It's so cute the way you guys 4 00:00:06,789 --> 00:00:08,489 line up all your boots and coats. 5 00:00:08,573 --> 00:00:10,973 You're like the seven dwarfs, only tall and strapping. 6 00:00:11,054 --> 00:00:12,664 [Laughter] 7 00:00:12,751 --> 00:00:14,251 If we get called into action, we need to move fast. 8 00:00:14,275 --> 00:00:15,505 Whether it's saving lives, or getting to bed. 9 00:00:15,537 --> 00:00:16,577 Ain't that right, baby? 10 00:00:17,930 --> 00:00:19,630 Oh, and thanks again for dislodging 11 00:00:19,715 --> 00:00:21,795 that piece of burger I was choking on. 12 00:00:21,891 --> 00:00:25,461 No, I'm sure you would've... Coughed it up eventually. 13 00:00:25,547 --> 00:00:27,547 No, she's a choker. I still cut up her grapes. 14 00:00:27,636 --> 00:00:29,156 [Laughter] 15 00:00:29,246 --> 00:00:31,376 - So, how about a nightcap? - Aw, it's kind of late... 16 00:00:31,466 --> 00:00:33,156 Wasn't talking to you. Nighty-night. 17 00:00:33,250 --> 00:00:34,820 [Laughter] 18 00:00:34,904 --> 00:00:37,124 I can't believe them. They're all over each other. 19 00:00:37,211 --> 00:00:39,521 Yesterday I caught them making out in the laundry room. 20 00:00:39,604 --> 00:00:42,304 - Oh, I think it's cute. - I saw tongues, Dee Dee! 21 00:00:42,390 --> 00:00:44,700 [Slow song in background] 22 00:00:44,783 --> 00:00:47,963 Oh, god. Here we go again. 23 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:50,008 Whenever she cranks up the smooth RandB, 24 00:00:50,093 --> 00:00:51,383 it means she and Glen are getting ready 25 00:00:51,399 --> 00:00:52,839 to play fireman to the rescue. 26 00:00:52,922 --> 00:00:54,492 [Laughter] 27 00:00:54,576 --> 00:00:56,486 Mona, maybe you wouldn't be so bothered 28 00:00:56,578 --> 00:00:58,188 by your mom and her man 29 00:00:58,275 --> 00:00:59,945 if you were out getting a little action of your own. 30 00:00:59,972 --> 00:01:01,672 And maybe I wouldn't be so bothered 31 00:01:01,757 --> 00:01:03,277 if that advice was coming from someone 32 00:01:03,367 --> 00:01:04,427 who was getting some her damn self. 33 00:01:04,455 --> 00:01:05,885 [Laughter] 34 00:01:05,978 --> 00:01:08,588 [Introductory theme song] 35 00:01:08,677 --> 00:01:13,547 ♪ through this journey of discovery ♪ 36 00:01:13,638 --> 00:01:17,948 ♪ finding you, I'm finding me ♪ 37 00:01:18,034 --> 00:01:21,214 ♪ now that I have someone special ♪ 38 00:01:21,298 --> 00:01:23,298 ♪ who brings out the joy ♪ 39 00:01:23,387 --> 00:01:25,127 ♪ brings out the joy inside of me ♪ 40 00:01:25,215 --> 00:01:27,735 ♪ inside of me ♪ 41 00:01:27,826 --> 00:01:29,866 ♪ we can become whatever we want ♪ 42 00:01:29,959 --> 00:01:32,269 ♪ all we need is lovin' ♪ 43 00:01:32,353 --> 00:01:35,753 ♪ that's the way I feel it should be ♪ 44 00:01:35,834 --> 00:01:37,454 ♪ you and me ♪ 45 00:01:37,532 --> 00:01:40,842 [Off-key] ♪ me ♪ 46 00:01:40,926 --> 00:01:42,446 Ooh. [Ironic laughter] 47 00:01:43,755 --> 00:01:44,885 [Introductory musical note] 48 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:47,370 - Hey, Spence. - Hey. 49 00:01:47,455 --> 00:01:48,885 Mona, before we go to lunch, 50 00:01:48,978 --> 00:01:50,758 I have a little surprise for you. 51 00:01:50,849 --> 00:01:52,549 You know how you've been down lately 52 00:01:52,634 --> 00:01:53,794 and really annoyed that your mom 53 00:01:53,809 --> 00:01:55,119 is living in our building 54 00:01:55,202 --> 00:01:57,602 and not seeing anyone or getting any? 55 00:01:57,682 --> 00:02:00,162 So, the surprise is that you want to depress me? 56 00:02:00,250 --> 00:02:01,600 Just the opposite. 57 00:02:01,686 --> 00:02:03,376 There's a new hotel called city sonoma, 58 00:02:03,471 --> 00:02:05,171 which I'm sure you've never heard of 59 00:02:05,255 --> 00:02:07,185 because it's hip, exclusive, and hasn't even opened yet. 60 00:02:07,214 --> 00:02:09,304 City sonoma that has an amazing wine list? 61 00:02:09,390 --> 00:02:10,780 Golden gate weekly called: 62 00:02:10,869 --> 00:02:12,759 "A little taste of sonoma right here in the city," 63 00:02:12,784 --> 00:02:14,834 - that city sonoma? - [Laughter] 64 00:02:14,917 --> 00:02:17,087 Mona, you surprise me. Usually you are months, 65 00:02:17,180 --> 00:02:18,960 if not years, behind the trends. 66 00:02:19,051 --> 00:02:20,581 Hey, I'm in the music business. 67 00:02:20,662 --> 00:02:22,402 It's my job to know these things. 68 00:02:22,490 --> 00:02:24,420 Plus, someone left their magazine in the bathroom. 69 00:02:24,448 --> 00:02:25,618 [Laughter] 70 00:02:25,710 --> 00:02:26,760 That was me. 71 00:02:26,842 --> 00:02:28,502 [Laughter] 72 00:02:28,583 --> 00:02:30,323 What were you doing in the ladies' room? 73 00:02:30,411 --> 00:02:31,541 I'd rather not say. 74 00:02:31,629 --> 00:02:32,799 [Laughter] 75 00:02:33,979 --> 00:02:35,369 Anyway, 76 00:02:35,459 --> 00:02:37,369 one of my clients is an investor, 77 00:02:37,461 --> 00:02:38,901 and he got us 78 00:02:38,984 --> 00:02:40,864 into the very exclusive pre-opening weekend. 79 00:02:40,943 --> 00:02:42,683 They have an amazing 80 00:02:42,771 --> 00:02:44,951 four-handed dead sea salt scrub. 81 00:02:45,034 --> 00:02:47,694 Wow. Two trained professionals will scrub my butt at once? 82 00:02:47,776 --> 00:02:48,906 [Laughter] 83 00:02:48,994 --> 00:02:50,304 How can I say no to that? 84 00:02:50,387 --> 00:02:51,477 [Laughter] 85 00:02:51,562 --> 00:02:53,042 Well, can I go? 86 00:02:53,129 --> 00:02:54,959 Although I'm not sure about the scrubbing. 87 00:02:55,044 --> 00:02:56,594 I don't like strangers touching my butt. 88 00:02:56,611 --> 00:02:58,311 [Laughter] 89 00:02:58,395 --> 00:03:00,475 I've always depended on the kindness of strangers. 90 00:03:00,571 --> 00:03:01,621 [Laughter] 91 00:03:04,445 --> 00:03:08,005 Anyway. Sorry, guys, this is invitation only. 92 00:03:08,100 --> 00:03:10,410 - Mona, come on. Let's go eat. - Mona: Ok. 93 00:03:10,494 --> 00:03:12,544 - Bye. - Bye, boys. 94 00:03:12,627 --> 00:03:14,497 [Scoffs]. You know, a brother's always 95 00:03:14,585 --> 00:03:16,755 being excluded from exclusive things. 96 00:03:16,848 --> 00:03:18,718 What if I told you I could get you in? 97 00:03:18,807 --> 00:03:20,847 - How you going do that? - I'd rather not say. 98 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:23,512 Now, if you'll excuse me, 99 00:03:23,594 --> 00:03:25,094 I've got a meeting in the ladies' room. 100 00:03:25,117 --> 00:03:26,767 [Laughter] 101 00:03:26,858 --> 00:03:28,248 [Introductory musical note] 102 00:03:31,646 --> 00:03:34,296 Here's to our sisters only weekend. 103 00:03:34,388 --> 00:03:35,998 Just you and me. Ooh! 104 00:03:36,085 --> 00:03:38,515 And two handsome guys. Hello. 105 00:03:38,609 --> 00:03:39,779 Hello, ladies. 106 00:03:39,871 --> 00:03:42,311 I'm Marcus. This is Steve. 107 00:03:42,396 --> 00:03:44,216 Can we buy you two beautiful women a drink? 108 00:03:44,311 --> 00:03:45,661 Thanks, but we already have drinks 109 00:03:45,747 --> 00:03:47,247 and we just want to be by ourselves, ok? 110 00:03:47,270 --> 00:03:48,750 [Laughter] 111 00:03:48,837 --> 00:03:50,707 Then why'd you come to a single's weekend? 112 00:03:50,795 --> 00:03:51,835 [Laughter] 113 00:03:51,927 --> 00:03:53,227 Yeah! 114 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:55,100 Why did I come to a single's weekend? 115 00:03:55,191 --> 00:03:56,281 [Laughter] 116 00:03:56,366 --> 00:03:57,626 I'm sorry, Mona, 117 00:03:57,715 --> 00:03:58,945 but I didn't think you would've come, 118 00:03:58,977 --> 00:04:00,327 if you had known. 119 00:04:00,414 --> 00:04:02,294 Well, thanks for thinking I'm so pathetic 120 00:04:02,372 --> 00:04:03,962 that you couldn't even tell me the truth. 121 00:04:03,982 --> 00:04:06,382 I did it out of love. I love you, Mona. 122 00:04:06,463 --> 00:04:07,513 [Laughter] 123 00:04:07,595 --> 00:04:09,335 Well, don't love me so much. 124 00:04:09,423 --> 00:04:11,693 Look, you have trouble picking guys on your own. 125 00:04:11,773 --> 00:04:13,693 You always tend to go for the scrubs. 126 00:04:13,775 --> 00:04:16,205 It is my sisterly duty to help you. 127 00:04:16,299 --> 00:04:18,079 And maybe I'll find myself a man, too. 128 00:04:18,170 --> 00:04:21,130 Fine. Let me know when you find our husbands. 129 00:04:21,217 --> 00:04:22,257 [Laughter] 130 00:04:23,567 --> 00:04:25,527 - [Scoffs] - Hi. 131 00:04:25,613 --> 00:04:27,443 Look, I'm just here to order some wine. 132 00:04:27,528 --> 00:04:29,178 [Chuckles] That's cool. 133 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:30,749 The house red's pretty tasty. 134 00:04:30,835 --> 00:04:32,745 Right now, I could go for vino in a box. 135 00:04:32,837 --> 00:04:34,227 [Laughter] 136 00:04:34,317 --> 00:04:36,407 Uh, another one of these for... 137 00:04:36,493 --> 00:04:37,673 Mona. 138 00:04:37,755 --> 00:04:38,885 - For Mona. - [Mona laughs] 139 00:04:40,062 --> 00:04:41,282 I'm chase. 140 00:04:41,368 --> 00:04:42,728 I'd ask you if you come here often, 141 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:44,240 but this is opening night. 142 00:04:44,327 --> 00:04:45,697 Well, then I'd ask where have you been all my life, 143 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:47,810 but I'm really bad at cheesy pick-up lines. 144 00:04:47,896 --> 00:04:49,066 [Both laugh] 145 00:04:49,158 --> 00:04:50,638 Well, that makes two of us. 146 00:04:50,725 --> 00:04:53,155 Oh. It's funny how two complete strangers 147 00:04:53,249 --> 00:04:54,559 can have so much in common. 148 00:04:55,773 --> 00:04:57,343 [Mona chuckles] 149 00:04:57,427 --> 00:04:58,427 Oh, how much? 150 00:04:58,515 --> 00:04:59,905 Oh, I've got this. 151 00:04:59,995 --> 00:05:00,995 Mona: Aw! 152 00:05:03,215 --> 00:05:05,385 Let me guess, chase, you don't have your wallet? 153 00:05:07,829 --> 00:05:10,009 Hi. I'm Dee Dee, Mona's sister. 154 00:05:10,092 --> 00:05:11,702 Mona needs to go now. Bye. 155 00:05:11,789 --> 00:05:12,919 [Laughter] 156 00:05:14,662 --> 00:05:16,662 Going for another broke ass brother? 157 00:05:16,751 --> 00:05:18,341 I can't let you out of my sight for a minute. 158 00:05:18,361 --> 00:05:20,281 - [Laughter] - But he's cute. 159 00:05:20,363 --> 00:05:22,543 Mona, the man doesn't have a wallet, 160 00:05:22,626 --> 00:05:24,166 and the bartender already knows his name. 161 00:05:24,193 --> 00:05:25,803 Congratulations. 162 00:05:25,890 --> 00:05:27,390 You've found the one penniless drunk in the place. 163 00:05:27,414 --> 00:05:28,464 [Laughter] 164 00:05:29,981 --> 00:05:31,291 [Introductory musical note] 165 00:05:33,420 --> 00:05:35,340 Oh, wow. 166 00:05:35,422 --> 00:05:37,252 Now that I've had four hands on my butt, 167 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:38,687 I could never go back to two. 168 00:05:38,773 --> 00:05:40,253 [Laughter] 169 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:42,120 Ladies. 170 00:05:42,211 --> 00:05:44,081 What are you guys doing here? 171 00:05:44,169 --> 00:05:46,259 Basking in the afterglow of our spa treatments 172 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:48,476 and parading around in our robes commando-style. 173 00:05:48,565 --> 00:05:49,905 [Laughter] 174 00:05:50,001 --> 00:05:51,281 But, Spence, how are you paying for this? 175 00:05:51,307 --> 00:05:52,607 You've got a mortgage. 176 00:05:52,700 --> 00:05:54,480 Adam's buddy George got us in for free. 177 00:05:54,571 --> 00:05:56,361 His company designed the landscape. 178 00:05:56,443 --> 00:05:58,053 The Buddha garden was my vision. 179 00:05:58,140 --> 00:05:59,530 [Laughter] 180 00:05:59,620 --> 00:06:01,160 Now we're off for a private wine tasting 181 00:06:01,186 --> 00:06:02,356 with the hotel sommelier. 182 00:06:02,449 --> 00:06:03,839 - Ta-ta. - Tootles. 183 00:06:05,016 --> 00:06:06,016 Whatever. 184 00:06:06,061 --> 00:06:07,321 [Laughter] 185 00:06:07,410 --> 00:06:09,890 I guess Adam's got some juice. [Laughs] 186 00:06:09,978 --> 00:06:12,328 Oh! Mona... 187 00:06:12,415 --> 00:06:15,545 I'd like to introduce you to Ellis and Connor. 188 00:06:15,636 --> 00:06:18,766 And I'd like to introduce you to a 2001 Pinot noir. 189 00:06:18,856 --> 00:06:21,556 I say we sniff, sip and enjoy. 190 00:06:23,426 --> 00:06:26,596 Mmm. This has a very long finish. 191 00:06:26,690 --> 00:06:28,260 Exactly. 192 00:06:28,344 --> 00:06:30,614 And it shows fresh aroma of cherry with oaky overtones. 193 00:06:30,694 --> 00:06:33,874 - [Laughing] I'm sorry. - [Laughter] 194 00:06:33,958 --> 00:06:35,568 But when you say wine tastes oaky, 195 00:06:35,656 --> 00:06:36,696 it makes me laugh. 196 00:06:36,787 --> 00:06:38,007 [Laughter] 197 00:06:38,093 --> 00:06:39,533 There's nothing funny about 198 00:06:39,616 --> 00:06:42,006 fermented fruit aging in an oak barrel. 199 00:06:42,097 --> 00:06:43,527 [Laughing] 200 00:06:43,620 --> 00:06:44,750 Excuse me. 201 00:06:44,839 --> 00:06:46,189 [Mona continues to laugh] 202 00:06:46,275 --> 00:06:47,795 Oh, thank god you're here. 203 00:06:47,885 --> 00:06:49,535 Hide me. They're talking about wine. 204 00:06:49,626 --> 00:06:50,796 [Laughing] 205 00:06:50,888 --> 00:06:52,208 Well, I don't like to talk about it, 206 00:06:52,237 --> 00:06:53,327 I just like to drink it. 207 00:06:54,326 --> 00:06:55,846 Oh! 208 00:06:55,937 --> 00:06:58,367 And, apparently, I just like to wear it. 209 00:06:58,461 --> 00:06:59,721 [Laughing] 210 00:06:59,810 --> 00:07:01,170 Hey, what are you doing back there? 211 00:07:01,246 --> 00:07:02,726 Oh, it's cool I work here. 212 00:07:02,813 --> 00:07:03,813 Oh! 213 00:07:05,381 --> 00:07:06,901 I have a little confession to make. 214 00:07:08,558 --> 00:07:10,778 I went to write the word sonoma on the food order today 215 00:07:10,865 --> 00:07:12,775 and accidentally wrote, "so, Mona." 216 00:07:12,867 --> 00:07:14,217 [Laughter] 217 00:07:14,303 --> 00:07:16,353 I think you were a little bit on my mind. 218 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:18,566 Well, I guess I thought about you a little, too. 219 00:07:18,655 --> 00:07:21,005 - Yeah? - At the omelet station, 220 00:07:21,092 --> 00:07:23,752 at the pool, during my massage. 221 00:07:23,834 --> 00:07:26,404 Oh, that must be the wine talking. 222 00:07:26,489 --> 00:07:28,749 Really? Because most of it is on your robe. 223 00:07:28,839 --> 00:07:29,879 [Laughter] 224 00:07:30,928 --> 00:07:32,018 Then I guess it's me. 225 00:07:32,103 --> 00:07:34,023 [Both chuckle] 226 00:07:34,105 --> 00:07:35,845 Hi. Dee Dee again. 227 00:07:35,933 --> 00:07:37,593 Mona needs to go now. Bye. 228 00:07:37,674 --> 00:07:39,244 [Laughter] 229 00:07:39,328 --> 00:07:41,498 Didn't I tell you not to talk to that mooching barfly? 230 00:07:41,591 --> 00:07:43,161 No, no, no. It's ok. He works here. 231 00:07:43,245 --> 00:07:44,675 Even worse! 232 00:07:44,768 --> 00:07:46,898 Mona, we're not playing "find a barkeep." 233 00:07:46,988 --> 00:07:49,728 We're playing "find a successful, worthy man." 234 00:07:49,817 --> 00:07:51,907 Now, Conner and Ellis are waiting in the hot tub. 235 00:07:51,993 --> 00:07:53,583 Let's get out there before those two white chicks 236 00:07:53,603 --> 00:07:55,003 from Eureka get to them. 237 00:07:55,083 --> 00:07:56,083 [Laughter] 238 00:07:57,825 --> 00:07:59,955 [Introductory musical note] 239 00:08:00,044 --> 00:08:01,874 [Sighs] 240 00:08:01,959 --> 00:08:04,179 Oh. Nice outfit. 241 00:08:04,266 --> 00:08:06,916 If you close your eyes and concentrate really hard, 242 00:08:07,008 --> 00:08:08,858 you might be able to shrink yourself down and fit into it. 243 00:08:08,879 --> 00:08:10,009 [Laughter] 244 00:08:10,098 --> 00:08:11,708 It's for Dee Dee. 245 00:08:11,795 --> 00:08:14,095 Unlike you, I try to give my daughter the finer things. 246 00:08:14,189 --> 00:08:15,629 Speaking of finer, 247 00:08:15,712 --> 00:08:17,412 you remember my boyfriend, Glen? 248 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:18,977 He's finer than your husband. 249 00:08:19,063 --> 00:08:20,503 [Laughter] 250 00:08:20,587 --> 00:08:22,107 Hey, we met in the skybox. 251 00:08:22,197 --> 00:08:24,457 I was Phyllis' date. You questioned my eyesight? 252 00:08:24,547 --> 00:08:25,977 Now I'm questioning your sanity. 253 00:08:26,070 --> 00:08:28,640 - [Laughter] - You see this? 254 00:08:28,725 --> 00:08:30,765 That's a fireman muscle. It's big, 255 00:08:30,858 --> 00:08:33,378 and I get to touch it anytime I want. 256 00:08:33,469 --> 00:08:35,559 It's just this type of obnoxious behavior 257 00:08:35,645 --> 00:08:37,095 that caused your daughter to seek refuge 258 00:08:37,125 --> 00:08:38,205 at a 5-star hotel. 259 00:08:38,300 --> 00:08:39,650 Well, maybe if other people 260 00:08:39,736 --> 00:08:41,276 were as happy as we are, they wouldn't be 261 00:08:41,303 --> 00:08:42,943 so concerned with other people's business. 262 00:08:43,871 --> 00:08:45,131 Good one, baby. 263 00:08:46,351 --> 00:08:49,011 Besides, Mona and Dee Dee went to have a girl's weekend. 264 00:08:49,093 --> 00:08:50,753 Oh, Phyllis. 265 00:08:50,834 --> 00:08:52,954 First, you chase Charles away, now, your own daughter. 266 00:08:53,010 --> 00:08:54,810 If only you could chase away that double chin. 267 00:08:54,838 --> 00:08:55,838 [Laughter] 268 00:08:59,451 --> 00:09:01,021 Wow. You were right. 269 00:09:01,105 --> 00:09:03,235 She does lash out to mask her own shortcomings. 270 00:09:03,325 --> 00:09:05,195 [Laughter] 271 00:09:05,283 --> 00:09:07,463 Phyllis, your man has clown feet. 272 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:08,767 Your man looks like 273 00:09:08,852 --> 00:09:10,382 a Billy d. Williams shrinky-dink. 274 00:09:10,462 --> 00:09:11,512 [Laughter] 275 00:09:13,901 --> 00:09:15,951 It's not fair. There's two of you now. 276 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:18,730 [Introductory musical note] 277 00:09:20,734 --> 00:09:23,084 Adam, you've got some really high-powered friends. 278 00:09:23,171 --> 00:09:24,351 I met a councilman, 279 00:09:24,433 --> 00:09:25,833 the president of the free clinic 280 00:09:25,913 --> 00:09:27,193 and the biggest stock broker in the city. 281 00:09:27,218 --> 00:09:28,828 That was Vincent Walker. 282 00:09:28,916 --> 00:09:30,866 We dated once, but his early morning hours 283 00:09:30,961 --> 00:09:32,751 and go-get-her attitude drove us apart. 284 00:09:32,833 --> 00:09:34,273 [Laughter] 285 00:09:34,356 --> 00:09:36,026 Adam, he dumped you. Tick-tock. Get over it. 286 00:09:36,053 --> 00:09:37,193 [Laughter] 287 00:09:37,272 --> 00:09:39,192 [Stutters] That dude's gay? 288 00:09:39,274 --> 00:09:41,364 Course not. He just dates men. 289 00:09:41,450 --> 00:09:43,280 [Laughter] 290 00:09:43,365 --> 00:09:44,995 Is that how we got hooked up this weekend? 291 00:09:45,019 --> 00:09:46,889 Here's a news flash. Being a short Filipino 292 00:09:46,977 --> 00:09:49,367 doesn't get me in a lot of places. 293 00:09:49,458 --> 00:09:51,238 But being gay, I could pretty much get 294 00:09:51,329 --> 00:09:53,419 the key to the city if I wanted. 295 00:09:53,505 --> 00:09:55,305 We're like the mafia, only without the back hair 296 00:09:55,333 --> 00:09:57,123 - and the high-carb diet. - [Laughter] 297 00:09:57,205 --> 00:09:59,465 We've got connections all over town. 298 00:09:59,555 --> 00:10:03,035 Theaters, museums, midnight tours of Alcatraz. 299 00:10:03,124 --> 00:10:05,044 It's called Alcatraz after dark. 300 00:10:05,126 --> 00:10:06,386 It's just like oz. 301 00:10:06,475 --> 00:10:08,695 Except there's a candlelight buffet. 302 00:10:08,782 --> 00:10:10,832 [Scoffs] With all your connections, 303 00:10:10,914 --> 00:10:12,664 you should be doing a lot better. 304 00:10:12,742 --> 00:10:14,632 [Scoffs] Tell me about it. Who knew sleeping around 305 00:10:14,657 --> 00:10:17,137 - wouldn't get you to the top? - [Laughter] 306 00:10:17,225 --> 00:10:19,265 I'd have no self-esteem at all if I weren't so cute. 307 00:10:19,357 --> 00:10:20,397 [Laughter] 308 00:10:22,709 --> 00:10:24,359 [All laughing] 309 00:10:24,449 --> 00:10:26,099 - Good night, ladies. - See you tomorrow. 310 00:10:26,190 --> 00:10:27,930 Bye. 311 00:10:28,018 --> 00:10:29,408 [Deep sigh] 312 00:10:29,498 --> 00:10:31,328 You and Connor look really good together. 313 00:10:31,413 --> 00:10:32,683 And thanks to him, 314 00:10:32,762 --> 00:10:34,292 I will never put ice in my wine again. 315 00:10:34,372 --> 00:10:35,682 [Laughter] 316 00:10:35,765 --> 00:10:38,065 See? I know what's best for you. 317 00:10:38,159 --> 00:10:40,029 And what's best is listening to me 318 00:10:40,117 --> 00:10:42,337 and letting me hook you up with a great guy like Connor. 319 00:10:42,424 --> 00:10:44,174 Yeah. And I do deserve to be 320 00:10:44,252 --> 00:10:45,822 with a guy who at least has a wallet. 321 00:10:46,950 --> 00:10:48,740 I'm so glad you came to your senses. 322 00:10:48,822 --> 00:10:50,172 - [Mona laughs] - Well... 323 00:10:50,258 --> 00:10:51,518 Good night, Mona. 324 00:10:51,607 --> 00:10:54,217 Yep. Off to bed. Good night. 325 00:10:54,305 --> 00:10:55,785 [Door closes] 326 00:10:55,872 --> 00:10:56,872 [Laughter] 327 00:11:04,315 --> 00:11:06,185 - Hi. - [Laughs] 328 00:11:06,274 --> 00:11:07,714 We better talk fast before 329 00:11:07,797 --> 00:11:09,707 "Mona needs to go now, bye" pulls you away. 330 00:11:09,799 --> 00:11:11,189 [Laughter] 331 00:11:11,279 --> 00:11:13,849 No, no. Not this time. My sister's asleep. 332 00:11:13,934 --> 00:11:15,024 Good. 333 00:11:15,109 --> 00:11:17,369 So, what's your pleasure? 334 00:11:17,459 --> 00:11:20,769 Well, something mellow and sweet, 335 00:11:20,854 --> 00:11:23,644 with just a hint of sexy. 336 00:11:23,726 --> 00:11:24,946 [Slow song] 337 00:11:25,989 --> 00:11:27,339 [Cheerful humming] 338 00:11:30,037 --> 00:11:31,557 [Introductory musical note] 339 00:11:31,647 --> 00:11:33,187 Mona, have you told Dee Dee you're dating chase? 340 00:11:33,214 --> 00:11:35,094 No. I don't want her to start meddling 341 00:11:35,172 --> 00:11:37,172 until I'm sure things with chase are solid. 342 00:11:37,261 --> 00:11:39,521 Wait! How did you know about us? 343 00:11:39,611 --> 00:11:41,661 The gay grapevine is powerful. 344 00:11:41,744 --> 00:11:42,794 [Laughter] 345 00:11:42,876 --> 00:11:44,526 [Scoffs] I'm telling you, Mona, 346 00:11:44,616 --> 00:11:46,616 since I've been hanging out with Adam and his crew, 347 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,356 I get vip parking at the gym, 348 00:11:48,446 --> 00:11:51,356 free condoms, and half price on 400 thread count sheets. 349 00:11:51,449 --> 00:11:52,579 [Laughter] 350 00:11:52,668 --> 00:11:53,928 Woman, them sheets are soft. 351 00:11:54,017 --> 00:11:55,317 [Laughter] 352 00:11:55,410 --> 00:11:56,890 [Knock on door] 353 00:11:56,977 --> 00:11:58,347 Well, I guess when people think you're gay, 354 00:11:58,369 --> 00:12:00,069 the world is your oyster. 355 00:12:00,154 --> 00:12:01,554 Nobody thinks I'm gay. 356 00:12:01,633 --> 00:12:03,203 [Mona groans] 357 00:12:03,287 --> 00:12:05,247 - Hello, beautiful. - Hey, chase. What a surprise. 358 00:12:05,289 --> 00:12:06,899 Uh, come in, come in. Quick, quick. 359 00:12:06,987 --> 00:12:08,917 Uh, chase, this is Spencer. Spencer, this is chase. 360 00:12:08,945 --> 00:12:11,855 - Spencer: Yo, what up? - Hey. 361 00:12:11,948 --> 00:12:13,818 I recognize you from last weekend. 362 00:12:13,907 --> 00:12:16,297 Hey, look, city sonoma is having a gay and lesbian 363 00:12:16,387 --> 00:12:17,557 wine tasting next Friday, 364 00:12:18,563 --> 00:12:19,833 you should stop by. 365 00:12:19,913 --> 00:12:22,353 [Stutters] No. See, I'm not gay. 366 00:12:22,437 --> 00:12:24,127 Just some of my friends are. 367 00:12:24,221 --> 00:12:25,531 [Laughter] 368 00:12:25,614 --> 00:12:26,984 Whatever makes you comfortable, man. 369 00:12:27,007 --> 00:12:28,007 [Laughter] 370 00:12:29,705 --> 00:12:31,965 Hey, I know we were gonna meet at the movies, 371 00:12:32,055 --> 00:12:34,615 but I wanted to see my girl in her element. 372 00:12:34,710 --> 00:12:37,320 - Mona, are you in there? - Ah, just a minute. 373 00:12:37,408 --> 00:12:38,978 Uhm... 374 00:12:39,062 --> 00:12:41,042 Chase, why don't you set the movies up in my bedroom? 375 00:12:41,064 --> 00:12:42,894 The screen's bigger, the sound is better... 376 00:12:42,979 --> 00:12:44,739 Hey, it's your bedroom, you don't have to convince me. 377 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,644 - Mona: Ok! - [Laughter] 378 00:12:46,722 --> 00:12:48,512 Hey, you haven't used the chain 379 00:12:48,593 --> 00:12:50,733 since you got high and watched silence of the lambs. 380 00:12:50,813 --> 00:12:51,863 [Laughter] 381 00:12:54,948 --> 00:12:56,208 Why can't I come in? 382 00:12:56,297 --> 00:12:58,127 I'm clipping my toenails. 383 00:12:58,212 --> 00:12:59,212 Say no more. 384 00:13:00,518 --> 00:13:02,828 I just came by to tell you that I talked to Ellis, 385 00:13:02,912 --> 00:13:05,092 and he told me that Connor is really into you, 386 00:13:05,175 --> 00:13:06,565 so I've arranged for a double date. 387 00:13:06,655 --> 00:13:08,215 Tomorrow night, oh, no noodle, 7:30. 388 00:13:08,309 --> 00:13:09,609 Yay, great! Ok, bye. 389 00:13:09,701 --> 00:13:10,791 [Laughter] 390 00:13:10,877 --> 00:13:12,267 I know. 391 00:13:12,356 --> 00:13:14,396 You know, if I hadn't lied and manipulated you 392 00:13:14,489 --> 00:13:15,929 into going on that single's weekend, 393 00:13:16,012 --> 00:13:18,232 you never would've met such a wonderful man. 394 00:13:18,319 --> 00:13:20,189 You're right about that. Bye! 395 00:13:20,277 --> 00:13:22,057 [Laughter] 396 00:13:22,149 --> 00:13:24,669 Look at you, juggling two men. 397 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:27,020 Girlfriend, you're just pimpin' all over the world. 398 00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:28,110 [Laughter] 399 00:13:33,377 --> 00:13:35,157 Now, why would anyone think you're gay? 400 00:13:35,249 --> 00:13:36,689 [Laughter] 401 00:13:36,772 --> 00:13:38,472 [Introductory musical note] 402 00:13:38,556 --> 00:13:39,946 Favorite vacation? 403 00:13:40,036 --> 00:13:42,866 Heliskiing in cortina, Italy. Dee Dee? 404 00:13:42,952 --> 00:13:46,132 Horseback riding in the Sahara. Connor? 405 00:13:46,216 --> 00:13:48,216 Learning falconry from sheikh Mohammed in Dubai. 406 00:13:48,305 --> 00:13:49,345 Mona? 407 00:13:50,786 --> 00:13:52,216 I went to Hawaii once. 408 00:13:52,309 --> 00:13:53,349 [Laughter] 409 00:13:53,441 --> 00:13:54,531 Saw a turtle. 410 00:13:54,616 --> 00:13:56,136 [Laughter] 411 00:13:56,226 --> 00:13:57,916 Always nice. 412 00:13:58,011 --> 00:13:59,811 Chase: Ok, I'll have your order here tomorrow. 413 00:14:01,536 --> 00:14:02,836 Uh, excuse me. 414 00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:03,969 Sure. 415 00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:05,500 Chase? 416 00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:07,243 Chase, what are you doing here? 417 00:14:07,324 --> 00:14:09,634 I'm working. And I'd ask you the same thing, 418 00:14:09,718 --> 00:14:11,288 but it's obvious you're on a date. 419 00:14:11,372 --> 00:14:13,502 Oh, no. It's not a real date. I'm just pretending, 420 00:14:13,591 --> 00:14:15,901 so my sister won't find out about us. 421 00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:17,505 - Nice cover, Mona. - No, really. 422 00:14:17,595 --> 00:14:19,465 My sister doesn't like you, 423 00:14:19,554 --> 00:14:22,044 so I was trying to protect you by throwing her off your scent. 424 00:14:22,122 --> 00:14:23,172 The girl's a bloodhound. 425 00:14:24,385 --> 00:14:27,385 Listen, I'm not into playing games. 426 00:14:27,475 --> 00:14:29,125 I'll see you around. 427 00:14:29,216 --> 00:14:30,476 - But, chase... - Dee Dee: Mona. 428 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:34,221 What is going on between you two? 429 00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:36,788 I've been dating chase behind your back. 430 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,176 But why? 431 00:14:38,268 --> 00:14:39,878 I didn't want to have to explain him. 432 00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:41,156 I just wanted to get to know him, 433 00:14:41,184 --> 00:14:42,404 and now, thanks to you, 434 00:14:42,490 --> 00:14:44,100 I'll probably never see him again. 435 00:14:44,187 --> 00:14:46,617 I only got involved because I care about you. 436 00:14:46,711 --> 00:14:48,151 I did it out of love. 437 00:14:48,235 --> 00:14:49,775 No, you did it because you're a control freak 438 00:14:49,801 --> 00:14:51,561 who thinks she knows what's best for everyone. 439 00:14:51,586 --> 00:14:53,626 We are two very different people, Dee Dee. 440 00:14:53,718 --> 00:14:55,848 When you start to respect that, that'll be love. 441 00:14:58,158 --> 00:15:01,248 What's wrong? You look upset. Beautiful, but upset. 442 00:15:01,335 --> 00:15:03,245 [Laughter] 443 00:15:03,337 --> 00:15:05,727 Ellis vandergelder, where have you been? 444 00:15:05,817 --> 00:15:08,077 You've missed two parties and three aerobics classes. 445 00:15:08,168 --> 00:15:10,078 - And that was just yesterday. - [Laughter] 446 00:15:10,170 --> 00:15:11,820 Uh, I've been busy. 447 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,431 Go away. 448 00:15:13,521 --> 00:15:15,261 Reynaldo's been downing vodka tonics 449 00:15:15,349 --> 00:15:17,109 and listening to sade wondering where you've been. 450 00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:18,743 You can't just disappear on him. 451 00:15:18,830 --> 00:15:20,570 Your one-month anniversary's coming up. 452 00:15:20,658 --> 00:15:21,918 [Laughter] 453 00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:23,488 Ellis, you're gay? 454 00:15:24,749 --> 00:15:26,059 Are you on the downlow? 455 00:15:27,361 --> 00:15:29,411 Oh, god, no. I was never going to touch you. 456 00:15:29,493 --> 00:15:31,103 It's just that you're so fabulous. 457 00:15:31,191 --> 00:15:32,631 I wanted to be near you. 458 00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:36,590 He fell in love with a diva. Happens to the best of us. 459 00:15:36,674 --> 00:15:37,814 [Laughter] 460 00:15:37,893 --> 00:15:39,073 [Introductory musical note] 461 00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:43,549 [Steps] 462 00:15:43,638 --> 00:15:45,678 I find it interesting that before you moved in, 463 00:15:45,770 --> 00:15:47,120 Mona was always here. 464 00:15:47,207 --> 00:15:49,037 And now that you're here, she's always gone. 465 00:15:49,122 --> 00:15:50,342 I wish you were gone. 466 00:15:50,427 --> 00:15:51,817 [Laughter] 467 00:15:51,907 --> 00:15:54,127 I'm merely suggesting that Mona may be feeling 468 00:15:54,214 --> 00:15:56,044 a bit too crowded since more relatives 469 00:15:56,129 --> 00:15:57,779 and their boyfriends showed up. 470 00:15:57,869 --> 00:16:00,129 Mona seems fine to me. 471 00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:01,570 From the looks of your eye makeup, 472 00:16:01,656 --> 00:16:03,236 I should've known subtly was not your forte. 473 00:16:03,266 --> 00:16:04,876 [Laughter] 474 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,584 Your sordid love life is driving your daughter away. 475 00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:08,972 Marinade on that, 476 00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:10,665 to put into food terms you'd understand. 477 00:16:10,752 --> 00:16:11,752 [Laughter] 478 00:16:14,930 --> 00:16:16,630 [Door closes] 479 00:16:16,714 --> 00:16:18,784 Two against one does work, even if one of them is a dog. 480 00:16:18,803 --> 00:16:19,893 [Barks] 481 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:20,979 [Laughs] 482 00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:26,677 You again. 483 00:16:26,768 --> 00:16:27,768 What can I get you? 484 00:16:29,249 --> 00:16:30,689 I'll have a glass 485 00:16:30,772 --> 00:16:34,692 of montrachet domaine De la romani Conti, 1978. 486 00:16:34,776 --> 00:16:37,646 That's served by the bottle at $23,000 a pop. 487 00:16:37,735 --> 00:16:39,555 Only seven exist in the United States. 488 00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:40,650 You sure? 489 00:16:41,913 --> 00:16:43,793 Nah, I was just testing your knowledge of wine. 490 00:16:43,872 --> 00:16:45,572 [Laughter] 491 00:16:45,656 --> 00:16:47,046 I'll have a club soda. 492 00:16:48,311 --> 00:16:49,831 And an explanation 493 00:16:49,921 --> 00:16:52,231 for why you're not talking to my sister. 494 00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:54,445 Why do you care? I thought you didn't like me. 495 00:16:54,535 --> 00:16:57,275 It's not that I don't like you. Ok, doesn't matter 496 00:16:57,364 --> 00:16:59,984 if I like you or not because Mona really likes you. 497 00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:01,892 I got in the way of you two hooking up. 498 00:17:01,977 --> 00:17:04,067 I never should've interfered in her life. 499 00:17:04,153 --> 00:17:05,653 But isn't that what you're doing right now? 500 00:17:05,676 --> 00:17:06,976 I'm still talking, chase. 501 00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:08,459 [Laughter] 502 00:17:08,549 --> 00:17:10,029 Look, the bottom line 503 00:17:10,116 --> 00:17:12,246 is I just want what's best for Mona. 504 00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:14,555 Don't blame her for my craziness. 505 00:17:14,642 --> 00:17:15,902 Give her another chance. 506 00:17:16,948 --> 00:17:18,558 Things just got too complicated, 507 00:17:18,646 --> 00:17:20,516 and I don't like complicated things. 508 00:17:20,604 --> 00:17:22,614 Few men do, but most women worth having 509 00:17:22,693 --> 00:17:24,393 are just a little bit complicated. 510 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,785 I'll give it some thought. 511 00:17:27,872 --> 00:17:29,002 And I'll stay out of it. 512 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,360 But can you think about it while you're talking to her? 513 00:17:33,443 --> 00:17:34,443 [Laughter] 514 00:17:35,532 --> 00:17:37,272 [Introductory musical note] 515 00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:38,360 [Knock on door] 516 00:17:41,495 --> 00:17:45,055 Uh, chase, I didn't expect to see you again. 517 00:17:45,151 --> 00:17:46,301 And you probably wouldn't have 518 00:17:46,326 --> 00:17:47,886 if your sister hadn't come by. 519 00:17:47,979 --> 00:17:49,259 Now I see the insanity that forced you 520 00:17:49,285 --> 00:17:50,675 to keep our relationship a secret. 521 00:17:50,765 --> 00:17:51,765 [Laughter] 522 00:17:53,202 --> 00:17:54,732 I want to start over. 523 00:17:54,812 --> 00:17:56,032 You do? 524 00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:57,378 First, I'd like to come in. 525 00:17:57,467 --> 00:17:58,467 [Laughter] 526 00:17:58,555 --> 00:18:00,075 Oh, sorry. Come on. 527 00:18:04,648 --> 00:18:06,478 Look, I think we should have total disclosure. 528 00:18:06,563 --> 00:18:07,963 Uh-oh, that's not always good. 529 00:18:08,043 --> 00:18:09,223 [Laughter] 530 00:18:09,305 --> 00:18:11,125 Well, it's about city sonoma. 531 00:18:14,005 --> 00:18:15,695 I kind of own it. 532 00:18:15,790 --> 00:18:17,790 You own city sonoma? 533 00:18:17,879 --> 00:18:19,529 I also own a winery. 534 00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:21,550 And that's why I was at the noodle bar the other day. 535 00:18:21,578 --> 00:18:23,538 They bought ten cases of my best cabernet. 536 00:18:23,624 --> 00:18:25,154 Well, why didn't you tell me? 537 00:18:26,496 --> 00:18:28,756 Well, when we met, it was opening weekend, 538 00:18:28,846 --> 00:18:30,936 and I just wanted to mix in with the guests 539 00:18:31,022 --> 00:18:33,202 and get their honest reactions to the place. 540 00:18:33,286 --> 00:18:34,766 Yeah, but what about after that? 541 00:18:34,852 --> 00:18:36,252 You had plenty of chances. 542 00:18:36,332 --> 00:18:38,032 Standing in line at the movie theater, 543 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,597 sitting at the red light, 544 00:18:39,683 --> 00:18:41,823 listening to each other fall asleep on the phone. 545 00:18:41,903 --> 00:18:43,473 [Chase chuckles] 546 00:18:43,557 --> 00:18:45,467 I just thought it was nice that... 547 00:18:45,559 --> 00:18:47,039 That you liked me for me, 548 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,776 and not for my wallet. 549 00:18:48,866 --> 00:18:50,146 It's funny 'cause when I met you, 550 00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:51,412 I didn't even think you had a wallet. 551 00:18:51,434 --> 00:18:53,224 [Laughter] 552 00:18:53,306 --> 00:18:54,656 I know. 553 00:18:54,742 --> 00:18:56,532 [Soft song] 554 00:18:56,613 --> 00:18:58,493 [Mona thinking] So, after all these months 555 00:18:58,572 --> 00:19:00,662 of waiting for a nice guy to come along, 556 00:19:00,748 --> 00:19:04,528 I just may have gotten a teeny tiny nibble. 557 00:19:04,621 --> 00:19:06,751 I'm trying not to get too excited about chase, 558 00:19:06,841 --> 00:19:08,121 because I don't want to jinx us, 559 00:19:08,190 --> 00:19:10,540 but I am excited about him. 560 00:19:10,627 --> 00:19:11,927 [Door opens] 561 00:19:12,020 --> 00:19:13,330 Hi, Mona. 562 00:19:13,413 --> 00:19:15,113 So, my guy's rich and your guy's gay. 563 00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:16,197 Care to comment? 564 00:19:16,285 --> 00:19:17,935 [Laughter] 565 00:19:18,026 --> 00:19:19,106 Bye, Mona. 566 00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:20,331 [Laughter] 567 00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:24,642 [Slow song] 568 00:19:24,728 --> 00:19:27,208 Phyllis: Push, Glen, push! 569 00:19:27,296 --> 00:19:29,036 You could make it fit. 570 00:19:29,124 --> 00:19:30,474 Just put your back into it. 571 00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:31,560 [Laughter] 572 00:19:32,693 --> 00:19:34,303 Glen: I'm giving you all I got, woman! 573 00:19:34,390 --> 00:19:35,440 [Laughter] 574 00:19:35,522 --> 00:19:37,482 Keep going without me. 575 00:19:37,567 --> 00:19:39,347 For god's sake, mom, people can hear you! 576 00:19:39,439 --> 00:19:41,349 I can hear you! 577 00:19:41,441 --> 00:19:42,791 Don't start complaining. 578 00:19:42,877 --> 00:19:44,747 - I'll be gone soon enough. - Oh, please, 579 00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:46,965 not the "you'll miss me when I'm dead" speech. 580 00:19:47,055 --> 00:19:48,445 No, it's the "you'll miss me 581 00:19:48,535 --> 00:19:50,145 when I'm out of the building" speech. 582 00:19:50,232 --> 00:19:52,372 - What? - Well, I just got to thinking 583 00:19:52,452 --> 00:19:54,672 that maybe things were getting too crowded around here, 584 00:19:54,758 --> 00:19:57,458 so I found a place that's close to my baby 585 00:19:57,544 --> 00:19:59,334 and not too far from you, either. 586 00:19:59,415 --> 00:20:00,865 She can hit my place, the pub n' taco, 587 00:20:00,895 --> 00:20:02,295 her hair shop and cat toys unlimited 588 00:20:02,331 --> 00:20:03,331 in a quarter-mile loop. 589 00:20:04,594 --> 00:20:06,904 That sounds perfect. I'm happy for you two. 590 00:20:06,988 --> 00:20:08,158 Well, don't be a stranger. 591 00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:09,430 [Laughter] 592 00:20:09,512 --> 00:20:11,252 I won't be. I still have a spare key 593 00:20:11,340 --> 00:20:12,650 to your apartment. 594 00:20:12,733 --> 00:20:14,433 And don't change the lock, Glen has an axe. 595 00:20:14,517 --> 00:20:16,077 [Laughter] 596 00:20:16,171 --> 00:20:17,911 Which I only use in case of emergencies 597 00:20:17,999 --> 00:20:19,349 or for our Saturday nights 598 00:20:19,435 --> 00:20:21,045 when we play fireman and the rescue. 599 00:20:21,132 --> 00:20:22,132 [Laughter] 600 00:20:25,049 --> 00:20:26,959 [Introductory theme song] 601 00:20:27,009 --> 00:20:31,559 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0